todays shortest conversations

neo the womaniser:

(bumping into each other in the street)
me: oh! i was just thinking about you!
neo: ah, you shouldn't think about me now. you should think about me in your dreams...
i love you! (kiss) bye!

at work in the library:

man: can you tell me where 116 is?
me: yes, it's just at the end of this section.
man: oh, sorry, i meant room 116.

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